Delete

Have cancelled my Soulmates account.

The endless stream of people saying the idiotic phrase "If you stopped looking you'd find it". Actually, I just knew from the outset that Soulmates was the next thing in the great road of social networking sites, and, well,

No

It hasn't worked for me for the past fifteen years, in the week or so I was signed up, it didn't work for me then either.

So fuck that
Fuck you
and
Fuck off.

Somehow I'll have to resist the urge to petrol bomb the Guardian offices

Deleted my MySpace account too.

Bowlie can delete itself in a month or so. Not sure about deleting my Facebook account yet, that has other uses.